Shoudn't I be updating?

Yes. I should. But I won't. Because there are so many things I'd like to update, and I don't even know where to start.

Well, I'm back...

And I should be doing homework right now...

So how about I just leave it there. XD

Bye bye! :)

NO ZELDA FOR A MONTH? NoOoOoO!

I'm going on vacation, everyone! I hope I can enjoy it. Usually it's kinda boring up there in Canada. Um, well, I mean, we're ALWAYS doing something new... but I miss my video games. *sob*

The only Zelda games we're going to have... are Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks. ...FYI, PH is my least favorite Zelda game. >.< I wish I had a REAL GameBoy. I want to play Link's Awakening and Minish Cap! I need to get one. Then I can play FSA too. Well, not the multiplayer, since you need LOTS of GameBoys... but with stuff on the GameBoy screen... XD

No blogging for the month, either! Not until August 6th... probably even later!

No Twilight Princess... no VBA stuffs... No OoT, MM, FSA, WW, and so on... worst of all, I won't hear any Skyward Sword news! What if something epic comes up? :(

I'm probably getting a Kingdom Hearts game for the trip, though. I hope its at least half as good as Zelda is. XD

Bye, everyone! Enjoy your summer... without me blogging!

LA Update - GOSH, SYDNEY! What's your PROBLEM?!

Note to self: Don't ever, ever, EVER (did I say ever?) listen to Sydney JadeHammer when it comes to Zelda games. She LOVES Minish Cap, calls herself a Minish buddy... but she doesn't even know WHAT THE HECK TO DO IN THE FIRST TEMPLE. And she knows NOTHING about Link's Awakening either, I've discovered.

So, I haven't posted an update in a while. Sorry about that. There's been too much epicness with Skyward Sword and Ocarina of Time 3DS. Not to mention the fact that I've now discovered three other games that have been affected by the corrupted- memory-card-curse. It's not just Wind Waker; it's Pokemon Colloseum (WAAAAAHHH! NIGHTRINGS! JEWELCAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!), Animal Crossing (Goodbye, awesomefulistical town... np, though, we're going to make a new one and call it Hyrule! XD), and, worst of all, Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Yeah, that game that I JUST had to get all the characters back on because I deleted my file. The one I JUST got my favorite character, Young Link, back. And now it's gone... AGAIN.

*sob*

...My only consolation is that Four Swords Adventures is okay. I JUST completed that game. If it was deleted, I would have been MAD.

Uhh... okay. Updating time?

I'm in the Slime Dungeon now (ew)! Third Siren instrument ftw! However... thanks to SYDNEY, I've become stuck again.

How? THESE STUPID BIRD ENEMIES THAT SYDNEY TOLD ME TO GO TO!

The scenario: I've gone through a few rooms until I found some stairs. I go down the stairs... and there's four exits. All the rooms are locked. And I only have ONE. KEY.

I asked Sydney where to go. Biiiig mistake.

Well, she said "Waffles," which I interpreted as South (XD). I went in, found it was the WRONG WAY, but defeated the enemies and got a key.

Sydney explained that Waffles apparently means "west" (since when?), so I went that way... INTO THE WORST ROOM EVER!

I hate these stupid bird monster thingies! I have no clue what they're called, but I want to know, so that I can yell at them. O_o I was stuck in that room FOREVER.

Someday I'll make it through the slime dungeon... but I have to defeat those dang enemies to get the key... I already died three times in that room. THREE! I don't even die that much in TP over the ENTIRE GAME! (Of course, TP is the easier Zelda. :P)

...Well, I have no more time tonight. If you guys ever meet Sydney JadeHammer... tell her that she has TERRBILE Link's Awakening intution. And Minish Cap, too. I had to beat the final boss for her. That's how failure she was at it. XD Then again, she completed the entire rest of the game without me... ;)

Ocarina of Time 3DS!!!! *jumps for joy*

One of the best Zelda games of ALL TIME (LoZ: Ocarina of Time) is going to be remade! ...Again! Yeah, I know, they already remade it on the GameCube, and Virtual Console for Wii (which I have! XD). But now they're editing the graphics, something they hadn't done yet, and (prepare yourselves for EPICNESS) MAKING TAKING ON AND OFF IRON BOOTS EASIER! Meaning less frustration in the Water Temple, the number one hardest Zelda temple I've ever gone through! Oddly, it's much easier the second time through...

This was announced at E3 along with Skyward Sword. So why haven't I posted until now? First: well, I can't give you screenshots if I'm on my DSi, can I? Second: I was confused for a bit there. Some sources said that they were just testing out the 3DS's capabilities or something. Now I know this will be a real, ACTUAL game. Along with Starfox 64... which, now I remember, I almsot bought instead of MM! Now how weird would THAT have been? And I think some Mario game will also be remade.

What is the 3DS, you might ask? Only the newest console from Nintendo! With games... IN 3-D!!!! And Kid Icarus: Uprising is going to come out on it! That's, like, the first non-Zelda game in at least a year that I want to desperately come out quickly! And, let me repeat: it will all be in 3-D!!!

Here's the 3DS, just to get an idea of what it looks like.



Not much different from a normal DSi, huh? Besides the fact everything will be in 3-D!!!!!

Okay, now here's the epic OoT screenshots. Most are of Link on Epona in front of Hyrule field, from the intro. I hope these make you as excited as I am! Of course, I still can't wait for Skyward Sword! :)

Credit goes to IGN for the images.

WW - Corrupted Save Data? ...NOOOOO!!!

Why? WHHHHYYYY?!

This is sounding oddly like my Twilight Princess post when I deleted my file. And there's a reason for that.

Somehow, in some completely inconceivable way, my Wind Waker data got "corrupted". Out of ALL of the Zelda games I own, it just HAD to be my favorite that gets messed up.

...Fortunately, it wasn't my very first file, my BEST file... the one I've had for five years. Oh my gosh, if I lost that... I don't know WHAT I would do. Probably burst into tears or start screaming and running around wildly. Something like that. XD

But it was SO close to being my first file. It was even on the same memory card.

I found it when Noob was over. I had let him start a file over one on that memory card (lolz, it was my sister's, but she didn't really care). As I usually do, I took over it and completed Forsaken Fortress and Dragon Roost Cavern. Now he wanted to continue on, and try to get the second pearl at Forest Haven.

If you don't have WW, you should know that per memory card you can have three files. On this particular memory card was file one, my original file with SOOO many memories; file two, Noob's file; and file three, a file that had beat the game, but had not saved after Ganon... meaning all the cutscenes, AND Link's green clothes. Epicness. When I feel like doing the final boss, it was this file I went to. It's also the file I wanted to try to complete the Nintendo Gallery and already HAD done the quest for the Eskimo guy (forgot his name O.o) on Windfall to get the Magic Armor.

It was file three that was "corrupted."

At first I thought it was Noob's, which would be no biggie - but that file was on the FINAL BOSS!

That takes a while. A few weeks, for me, less if I'm dedicated.

My only choice when selecting the file is to erase it.

The big question: how? I haven't played that file in a while! I read in the FSA manual that this can happen if you take out the card while saving. If I haven't played, how can THAT happen?

I KNEW IT!!!

My DSi WAS just faking working. It just erased my big long post - AGAIN!

Unless it saved somewhere. ...Or got posted. It isn't posted, is it? If so, this post would be embarassing... XD

Well... guess I'll have to rewrite it. On a REAL computer. Grrr... I HATE this darn thing, sometimes...

Maybe the 3DS will be better.

Well, it's... *stares at clock* ELEVEN?!? Well, almost at leat. But - I wanted to READ tonight! UGH! THIS. DSI. IS. SO. ANNOYING!

After posting this... I'm probably going to throw it across the room, 'kay? ;) On that... wonderful... note, I'm going to say goodnight once more. Bye! XD

I need more computer time. (And, of course, more Skyward Sword info!)

I'm on my DSi AGAIN. I really broke my promise. xD

On the Zelda Wii... Oh, now SKYWARD SWORD... side of things, I decided I would write a post on the plot of the game. Because that's what always draws me to Zelda games. Probably why I find LoZ somewhat frustrating and Link's Awakening slightly repettitive. Not they aren't fun. Nooo, not at all. You gotta love rapid button pressing to slay random enemies, at least every once and a while. :D Oddly, LttP is one of my favorites, but that's an older one... I've also been hearing how everyone thinks new games are progressively getting easier. I DEFINATELY agree. TP is waaay too easy. LoZ? ...Frankly, waaay too hard! XD But LttP? PERFECT difficulty. PERFECT gameplay. PERFECT story.

Uh... wasn't I talking about Skyward Sword?

So, at the beginning, Link lives in... the sky on a floating island. Hmm. Interesting, I guess. Certainly more EXCITING than living on some GROUNDED island (WW) or some boring ranch (TP) OR some forest (OoT). Apparently, it's called Skyloft. Big surprise.

One day, Link (or someone, but I guess it's probably him) finds a land BENEATH his little floating home (as if he never thought to look down XD). Unfortunately, the land is ruled by evil. So what does Link do? He jumps off Skyloft and goes down to help! DUH. That's what heroes do. Or at least OURS does. :P

Obviously, Link can't do it by himself. I don't care if he has the Triforce of Courage - no one can jump out of the SKY and live. So Link has... the Skyward Sword (hence the title)!

And so we come to our little blue girl in our E3 2009 picture. Zelda fans were RIGHT. She IS the Master Sword. Um, technically, the Skyward Sword... but apparently, it becomes the Master Sword later. Oh boy. As though a talking HAT wasn't enough, now our SWORD talks too. OMG, a combination of MC, SS, TP, and OoT would be TORTURE! Talking hat, sword, shadow, and a stupid fairy who likes to shout "HEY! LISTEN!"

Sorry, out of characters on DS! Bye! -.-

New stuffs!

Of course, AGAIN I have no time to really mention anything of importance. I could always get on my DSi after this, but... uh... I couldn't post these links and stuff...

Anyway, new header! Yay! How is it? :)

And there are some serious epic new screenshots on LegendofZelda.com. You can find their new Skyward Sword page here.

Zelda Wiki has also updated their Skyward Sword page, which can be found here! That one's my favorite. It tells you the PLOT! Yaaay! :D

And here's some good ol' renders I found of Skyward Sword. I used on in the header, one in my signature, and one in my avatar. XD





If I had time, I'd go ahead and explain the story and gameplay in my own little way. But, I don't have time. Go to the links above to find more information on it. Creating the header took up all my time. It took me SO long to find good screenshots of all the games. I didn't even include any from Four Swords or the Oracle games. XD And the Link's Awakening screenshot is my own. :)

Goodnight!

SKYWARD SWORD!

I FINALLY know what the title of Zelda Wii is.



YAY! Man, it looks SO amazing. I'm going to go and make a new banner for the blog in celebration! After all, I already made myself an epic signature and avatar for W101Central. :)





And ignore my last post about the rumors. Most of them probably weren't true, anyway. STOP LYING TO ME, ZI! O.o

But here's the trailer!



Since I don't have TIME to talk about how AMAZING a game it is, I'll just let the videos do the talking... for now. But you can be sure to see a new entry coming from me soon ALL about this! :D

I still dislike my DSi... but E3 is SO CLOSE!

I just HAD to make a blog post. One before E3, one after. Unfortunately, I didn't plan this well. I JUST realized that everything I wanted to post so badly really can't be done on a DSi. ...Which, btw, I'M STILL MAD AT FROM BEFORE, ESPECIALLY SINCE IT JUST LOST INTERNET CONNECTION! If this post doesn't survive, that's why. If it does, maybe my DSi is better than I give it credit for.

Well, I had a loooong list of Zelda Wii rumors that were from a VERY credible source and sounded VERY epic! :D I'll just have to give you what I can recall from memory, because the DSi, sadly, lacks the miraculous invention of "copying and pasting". Maybe tommorow I can utilize this magic on a REAL computer...

So guess what? Zelda Informer changed their mind! Zelda Wii isn't going to be the Prophet of Light. Now, apparently it will have NO subtitle! *audible gasp* That's right folks. Zelda Wii's title just may be... "The Legend of Zelda!"

Personally, I didn't find that rumor believable... I mean, there's ALREADY a game with that title...

There were other AWESOME rumors that, if true, may seriously make me question Wind Waker's position as my number one Zelda game EVER!!!

...Again, sorry for going on Central instead of putting the rumors up. I've GOT to do that tommorow...

The only other rumor I'll post right now (because I'm too lazy to type more) is that the E3 demo of Zelda Wii supposedly will be an "ice" level. Yay. Snowpeak/Snowhead/Ice Cavern/Ice Ring Isle/That ST Snow Temple (whatever it's called)/That PH Ice Temple/That LttP Ice dungeon (O.o)/Whatever other Zelda dungeons are Ice themed! There's too many... XD

Until tommorow... Good night!

So.

So.

Yeah, so.

Well, I'm bored. What else do you want me to write?

Oh. Ending of video game, like I promised? Update on Fallen Sage? New discoveries on Twilight Princess? Piano songs I've learned on www.NinSheetm.us?

...I COULD talk about that... but instead I prefer to play Seth GoldenBlood's RPG - Quest for the Legendary Wand. :P He even called it a mixture of Zelda, Pokemon, and something else that I can't recall and probably didn't even recognize. The thread is on Central, here.

Again, so. How about I do that instead? :P

I'll write that ending when I have the time. I actually am supposed to be getting off right now... but, ya know.......

Whoa!!! IT'S ACTUALLY JUNE!!!

Just as December had been (remember? ST? MC manga? :D), June is a historic month for the Zelda series! Why? ...Okay, only one reason why. But it's a pretty big reason.

Let me sum it up: E3.

They're going to give us more info on Zelda Wii! YAAAAY!

From what I've gathered, there's only one new HUGE piece of info out on Zelda Wii 2 - the title. Just POSSIBLY the title.

...It was on Zelda Informer. They don't lie, do they? Well if they don't our title will be The Legend of Zelda: Prophet of Light.

Meh, not the most epic title ever. Honestly, it doesn't even sound Zelda-ish. But what do I know? I only got interested in LoZ when ST wascoming out - by that time, "Spirit Tracks" was already it's confirmed title. I guess we'll just have to see! I've got $50 saved up... I just hope that it's either enough for both Zelda Wii AND the Wii MotionPlus (not likely) or that I'll earn more money by the time it's out so I can get it (more likely).


...Phew. That's out of the way. Now I have some other issues to address...

First: Uh, well you know how I vowed to never use my DSi to write a post again? Heh... well, um... I bet you can guess what I'm using now... O.o Sorry, but desperate times call for desperate measures. I'd definately say this is desperate. I mean... a WEEK without visiting the blog?! In fact, OVER a week!

Why haven't I been posting? Uh... because school is out.

Most people's reaction: ....???

I used to always write my posts at school! I do this online class (I'm too smart for the normal one :P), so when I'm done with my work, I write blog posts. See? That's why I never have screenshots and why I'm always running short on time!

Well, in any case, I have a WHOLE LOT to blog about... Lotsa updates...

Maybe even a video game ending or two. (hint, hint! :P)

Welll... This is a long DSi post. If my DSi destroys this again I'm going to be SOOOOOOOO angry... no, I'll be that word that starts with 'p'! THAT'S how much work I did...

FSA (short) Update - Frozen Hyrule? Check. Ice Temple? Check. Tower of Winds? Check. Save Zelda's life? Check.

Just read the title. I only have two minutes to write any more. XD

I completed level 7 - Frozen Hyrule. Apparently there's STILL one more level. I already rescued Zelda, and I have all four of the royal gems (which, I'm starting to think are actually the elements in Minish Cap)! Why the HECK do I need to defeat Vaati and Ganon? I honestly don't care if they take over the world. Let's just go put the dang sword back and be DONE with this game. XD

...Although in some ways, I'm happy I have more things to do. ;)

Tower of Winds was boring. The other three were useless - what's the point of having three copies of yourself if they won't attack? I mean, they won't attack unless you control them separately, and there's no point. Or if you make a formation. But you can't do that in the Tower of Winds. So it was just Green Link that entire time. O.o

Some stuff that happened on Fallen Sage

Well, I have lots of screenshots for you, but they're at home. I just have to type this now, because I have a HUGE Final Exam to be studying for in math, which is an enormous part of my grade, and I'll be doing that at home tonight. I mean, I should be doing it now... that's what I'm on the computer for... but the stupid video isn't working... XD

So, what happened? Um, I fought Dark Link again. He showed up, said some stuff that I really can't remember. And I took no screenshots of this. O.o Sorry! I had Sydney and Hunter over. And so I was about to show off how I would totally pwn Dark Link... and then HE KILLED ALL FOUR OF MY MEMBERS IN ONE HIT! XDD I seriously was not expecting it. I can't recall what it was called, but it was an awesome attack that hit us all at once. And killed us all at once. *sob* I didn't even have a chance to use my fairy! Or my potions! He just totally wiped us out!

So, as you always do in RPG's, I tried again. :P This time, I made sure my health was as full as possible before fighting him to prepare for the attack. Meaning I didn't fight Deku Babas like last time. He used the attack, and I got ready for the damage... and it missed. He's attacking four different people, and he missed all of us. O.o

Finally, I killed him. It was fun. :D

We continued on, then came into this little glade or something in the forest, where this girl comes out and then starts screaming something like, "Link! Link! You've come back!" And then she runs up and hugs Link, which was really cute. XD

If you haven't guessed it, it was Saria.

However, it's official: this isn't Ocarina of Time Link. Daurina explained to Saria that this wasn't the Link she knew but only his descendant. Now I realize that Link has no idea who she was, and the hug must have been reeeeaaly awkward. But I thought it was nice. :P

She takes us into her house, and talks about how some guy named... Palgard? ...yeah I think that was his name... Anyway, he tricked the Deku Tree and something happened to the Kokiri. It was really confusing, so I didn't really pay attention much. O.o Then, the entire house rumbled, and we all went outside to see what it was. Guess who? The super annoying, super freaky General Akazoo. He makes us fight him.

Lol, it was a really fun fight. He also had an attack that hurt all of us at once. Then I got into a really tough situation... when both Saria and Link died at the same time. And I only had one fairy to save them.

I know this sounds weird, but... I actually saved Saria instead of Link. XD Luckily, I still beat him. Poor Link didn't get any experience... and it IS a little weird that I beat a huge boss without the main character of the game... XD

Then there was some kind of cutscene... where Akazoo and some astronomer kill Queen Gohma! Then, it comes back to our heroes...

Actually, heroine. And only one of them.

I'm with Liyer! I have NO idea what happened to Link... I mean, last time I saw him, he was dead in the fight with Akazoo. XD

No time left. I still haven't gotten to complain about how I can't get past this part. Stupid General Kazakk.

Until my next post, see ya! :D

Zelda: Fallen Sage Screenshots

EDIT 5/22/11: Look, I made this post a LONG time ago, but it's STILL getting views. It's the most-viewed post on my blog, and it doesn't even have to do with anything canon in The Legend of Zelda. I don't even like Fallen Sage anymore, and the game was just OKAY. So I've changed the title in hopes that people will stop coming to it. Seriously. Former title: "EPIC SCREENSHOT POST! (a.k.a. longest post ever)". Besides, that's inaccurate... I've DEFINITELY wrote longer posts than this now...

You will NOT believe what I did on Friday! I downloaded a new RPG. A new ZELDA RPG! It's a fan-made game called The Fallen Sage... The battle system is kinda, well... primative... and there are SOOOO many grammar errors that, especially for an author like me, IT IS SO DANG FRUSTRATING!!! I just want to take a red pen and mark all over this thing. XD Well, anyway, the game is fun! And the storyline is EPIC! And Dark Link is creepy, lol. I mean, he always was... but that was BEFORE he was TALKING to me... o.O

Btw... before I forget... I also beat the second dungeon on Link's Awakening. I apparently do not know what a stinking Stalfos is. I thought they were the Skeleton things... but NOOO, they're the darn grim-reaper-ish thingies! ...That makes me wonder what the skeletons are actually called...

In any case, here's the second Siren Instrument! :D




Now that that's over with... time for some Fallen Sage pictures! ...Btw, is it weird that I fall in love with an awesome fan-made game? Honestly, I'm having a blast. But there's not even videos on YouTube about this, that's how discreet it is. Well, whatever, I love ANYTHING Zelda. For instance, I just tortured myself for about three hours watching the old Zelda TV episodes! They were hilarious. XD But that's for another post. Back to Fallen Sage stuff...

Now be warned, because honestly, I took SOOO many screenshots. XD

The game begins with Link walking through some forest or something... WHEN HE'S RANDOMLY ATTACKED BY DARK LINK! ZOMG!




Then I enter my first battle! Yayz! It took me a few moments to figure out how to fight - but then all my old RPG Adventure Quest/Dragon Fable knowledge from forever ago came flooding back! Then Dark Link started talking to me...





(Btw there should be a COMMA before Link! GEEZ, DARK LINK! GET IT RIGHT!)

Anyway, I was so ready for epic ownage, like in OoT... or ST... but... I failed... O.o

Back outside in the forest:




(You know I'm NOT the Hero of Time, right? ...Or am I? I thought it was only Link from Ocarina of Time... XD)

So he knocks me out and I fall unplesantly to the ground. O.o

When Link wakes up, he's in this house... with this weird lady...



(You know that little dot on the keyboard at the end of sentences? USE IT!)

She calls herself "Laures" - but that's only a codename. She won't tell me her real name. Claiming that she dragged Link's unconscious body here, she demands that I help her retrieve something from the castle that the guards took from her. And what does Link say? Yes. Of course. I have no choice but to head outside into the Castle Town to sneak into the Castle.

OOH, look who I found out there, btw! I started LOLing so hard...



(Quote from... I believe... The Adventure of Link. :D)

After some long quest that I do... including heading into this bar, hearing something about Hyrule going to war, and being attacked by someone named Stalfoss... I end up at the Temple of Time. Yay! :)



Well, it was boring there, though. I only went there because there was apparently a secret passage into the castle through there, but the Zora sage in there kicked us out...

Laures suggested we go into the market instead to see if anyone can help us there. I did. I head into the market place. There were three shops. I had only 50 rupees... so I couldn't buy anything... but that's okay, I didn't need boring armor and stuff this early in the game anyway! But... in the third shop, I talked to the girl...

AND MY GAME CRASHED! WHAT THE HECK!?

And guess what? My infamous habit of not saving in video games carries over to RPG's, too! I HAD TO DO EVERYTHING OVER AGAIN - fight Dark Link, meet Laures, battle Stalfoss, get kicked out of the Temple of Time... ALL BECAUSE OF THIS ONE GIRL!



She just looks SO evil, right?

I save the second time before talking to her. ...And she STILL crashes my game - but it's not as bad, I just go right back in front of her. ^^

That was when I started getting paranoid. I couldn't figure out what to do - the only other room in the market was empty, with absolutely nothing in it. Laures told me to go to the market - and I'd looked at everything in here! I was starting to worry that she was who I needed to talk to and that I would never, ever get to complete this game because this stupid girl wouldn't speak to me.

Then, guess what? Saving again, I try to talk to her... and, on the third try... it works... And all she has to say is, "Look at the stuff in my shop! I have great things for sale!" >.< But, remember that empty room? This time, when I go inside of there, a guy comes out! He apprently loves Laures or something, because he tries to kiss her... but she owns him. XD He shows us a secret passage into the castle... which marks my very first dungeon! YAAY! :D Here's a screenshot of us fighting some seriously weird mini-boss. Laures is using her special attack - Poison Edge!

And then, we reached the boss! Link used HIS special attack, Cross Cut.



After defeating the boss, Laures reveals her greatest fear. XD



(I hate them too. XD)

So. When we go into the castle, we see lots and lots of troops marching into this room. It's weird... but Laures doesn't care. She only wants her stupid item.

Unfortunately... I'm an idiot... and I got caught by castle guards... and thrown in jail. Geez. Why do I have a reputation of getting thrown in jail now? XD



(You know, now that I think of it... the guards only caught us because LAURES was the one talking... >.<) Finally, we have a visitor! YAY! :)

(Punctuation... PLEASE?!?)

Zelda orders Laures to be put in a box. O.o The dumbest plan ever, I know, but whatever. Laures pwns the guards, and comes to unlock my cage. :D



Eventually, with Laures's help (man, I LOVE her Poison Edge... poisoning enemies is SO powerful...), I made it to the Treasury, where we find Laures's item. But... then the guards start coming... so Laures makes me jump off a cliff...



We witness this cutscene where we first meet General Akazoo. He is sending out large amounts of the soldiers of Hyrule to Misery Mire to defeat the Gohma. Then I head upstairs a bit, fighting some soldiers along the way, until finally, eventually, I reach where I'm supposed to be. And look who I find there! General Barbosa! ...and he attacks me. No problem, right? :D

...He's hard. O.o



(Epic. Fail.)

It doesn't matter! In a few more tries, BARBOSA GOES DOWN! MUHAHAHA!



(Wait, did he just say he loves Zelda? O.o)

Laures, who finds a map, leads us to the room where the passage into the Temple of Time is supposed to be. She thinks we can escape from there. But guess who shows up?



Isn't that great? But then, in the middle of her talking...

MY GAME CRASHES AGAIN! WHAT THE F...rench... fry! O.o

So I fight Barbosa again, he gets owned, Zelda shows up... and FINALLY, we can continue on. And we end up fighting her. O.o

I died at least three times, but it wasn't TOO hard. I mostly just ran out of potions, so, on about the third time of getting a game over, I ran around and fought random guards to level up and get potions before heading in to fight her. :D



Zelda claims she will call more guards... but we just walk away into the secret passage. XD



(I don't think Zelda's used to being ignored. :P)

I enter some kind of sewer, where I ran into some of my favorite Zelda enemies. XD



See? OCTOROKS!

And then... what the heck? It's... a hobo..? XD



I have NOOO idea what that guy was doing there... and I don't want to know. -.-

At long last, we make it out of the sewer into the Temple of Time! The Zora sage guy is still there, but with some unwanted visitors. Zelda knew where the passage went, and sent guards to cut us off there, and then guards behind us, too, to make sure we couldn't escape. However, the Zora (who's name is Zaleen) has a "master"... the first ever Sage of Shadow! Evaleen, the first Sage of Shadow, comes and saves the day!




However, there's a catch. Evaleen says Link is special (yay!). Then she reveals Laures's real name: Liyer. Now she wants me and Liyer and Zaleen to... um... kill the king of Hyrule for her. Yeah, like you can imagine Link doing that. So, since we refuse, Evaleen attacks us (and uses a Barrier spell thing).



(I can't believe we have to destroy the Sage of Shadow... I'm starting to feel guilty. First Zelda, now this?)

After defeating her, Liyer and I leave Zaleen alone in the temple. Then, after going back to Liyer's house... she says that it's time to say goodbye... and throws me out into the streets. Geez, thanks a LOT. -.-

Cutscene time! The soldiers in Hyrule are setting off to Misery Mire. However, General Akazoo is not going with them. He has something he must do in the castle first. So he goes into some basement or something... and my old friend Queen Gohma is there. Before this whole thing started, she apparently promised Akazoo to rule the kingdom if he helped her take over. So, with all the castle soldiers gone... Gohma's larva are free to take over the kingdom.

Back with Link, he walks out into the main part of the Castle Town... and then is attacked by hordes of Gohma larva! And is it just me, or does Link have a serious upgrade? He hits in the thousands now, and he has a new special skill - Faint Attack! (OMG, MY UMBREON ON POKEMON PEARL KNOWS THAT! XD)

Link reunites with Liyer and Zaleen soon enough, and they defeat Queen Gohma. Then they leave the ruined town - pretty much everyone in there is dead, I guess.

We go into another cutscene, where Akazoo confronts Zelda and her mother and father. Zelda fights against Akazoo (I controlled her - it was fun. She's awesome :D) and wins. ...However, Akazoo isn't over with. He then pushes Zelda to the ground or something. Zelda had a device that she created that traps people forever, apprently. Akazoo throws her in this cage, and says she's too weak to do anything.



(CAN YOU PLEASE CAPITALIZE STUFF?)

He says she can either marry him... or be trapped in this device thingy forever. Zelda chooses to be trapped. O.o

Back with Link:

Ah, finally, into Hyrule Field! Liyer says that maybe if we go to Lanayru province to the north, Zaleen can convince the Zoras to help us. In the meantime, (since apparently it's almost night..? It looked pretty bright, to me) we find a small town with an inn to sleep in. Zoras apparently don't have to sleep, and there's only two beds. Zaleen says he will wander around town until morning while Link and Liyer have a good night's rest.

Link has a dream where Zelda contacts him. She tells him of her situation, and tells him to rescue her.

Uh, that's what confuses me. She was the one trying to throw us in jail and kill us earlier... and now she wants me to SAVE her? Which side are you ON, Zelda! Just CHOOSE ONE!

Well, whatever. Zelda instructs Link to go to the Kokiri Forest.

When Link awakens - there's the guy Stalfoss standing there! *gasp* Link and Liyer are ready to fight, but he says he doesn't mean harm. He tells them that guards came looking for them earlier, and that they captured Zaleen. Totally ruins there plans for getting the Zora's help.

Stalfoss says that they should go into the Kokiri Forest - just like Zelda says! Stalfoss joins my party. Yay. Here's our new party fighting some Col... somethings...



(Is that actually what the wolf things are in the games? I thought they were Wolfos.)

Now as we head toward the Kokriri Forest... we encounter Akazoo! He says that Zelda told him Link would save her (thanks, Zelda). He also says he doesn't underestimate Link - which is SO much better than Ganondorf, who DEFINATELY did in OoT. :P He puts us against a new boss. Guess who? My favorite little ARMOGOHMA!!!!



(Lolz, Temple of Time boss in Twilight Princess! My first ever time fighting him is on this blog! ...Somewhere!)

After defeating him, something that I can't really remember happens. O.o Somehow, he disappears, and Liyer decides to go look for Zaleen. Stalfoss, on the other hand, still wants to go with Link to the Kokiri Forest. I got with Stalfoss - I'd be alone with Liyer on the other hand, since Link would go with Stalfoss no matter what. And I like Link. He is AWESOME. :D

We have to pass through Death Mountain before going to the Kokiri Forest, I guess, because we end up there. We fight an Ice Wyvern. :D



And then... I find an old friend who introduces him as Darunia, the Ruby Sage! Who is DaURina, now, I suppose (STUPID TYPOS). He says he knew my ancestor (Ocarina of Time Link, maybe? O:) and wants to see how strong I am. So... he fights us. Geez. Why does EVERYONE hate us?



After a long battle, he decides we're powerful enough and shows us into his house.



Then he mentions... Saria. Stalfoss describes it as a "pretty name". XD



Daurina introduces us to Jarfasi, a half-earth, half-ice elemental he created. She and Daurina guide us up the mountain and fight some Tektites and an Ice Wyvern with us. :D



(Tektites are creepy on here. ...However, they ARE just the concept art from OoT...)

I'm not sure if this place counted as a dungeon or not, but there was a boss. A weird one. Look, how do you even pronounce that?



As if having yiy-whatever appendages weren't enough, there's a yiyg-thing CORE, too, which constantly HEALS it's appendages, bringing them back to life!



We still beat it, though. Jarfasi is SOOO helpful - she is more powerful than Link! And Daurina boosted on them, so...

After the fight, Daurina reveals that he is the cause for Death Mountain being so icy. Sages aren't allowed to love, but he had a son (and named it Link - why do Gorons seem to like that name so much?), so the Goddesses took away all the lava and every Goron froze to death, including his son. Harsh, Nayru, Farore, and Din. Harsh. XD

That didn't really concern me, though. Somehow, we emerged into the forest, soon later.



(A "magic" forest? REALLY, Daurina?)

And that's about as far as I got! ...Actually, to be honest, I DID get farther (I fought Dark Link again, and met Saria, and then fought the General Akazoo but died). But... I didn't take very many screenshots after that, and... well... I didn't save any of it. So I thought I'd just replay it and take more screenshots this time. XD

This officially ends the LONGEST POST EVER.